Woody the Termite

Name:

Woody

Species:

Termite

Home:

107th generation New Orleans, Louisiana.

Likes:

Being an ambassador and tour guide in his hometown—“Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!” He also likes eating even more than Harry, if you can imagine that.

Dislikes:

De’pouille. That's Cajun slang for anyone who is a mess, like dung beetles. Ugh.

Favorite Foods:

Anything with cellulose—books, wallpaper, wood furniture, cardboard, paper, etc.

Favorite Book:

Lonesome Dove. It’s delicious!

Unusual Party Trick:

Termites eat 24/7, never stopping to rest or sleep. They’re the insect world's ultimate foodie, but just the worst houseguests.

Favorite TV Show:

This Old House, though he’s not sure why it isn’t on the Food Network.